Most Funny Exams Sms & Jokes

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These days are the exams season and every student is busy to prepare their final examination to prove their ability. Some naughty students do not study and moreover they irritate their fellows to enjoy the moments and to pass out the time. They used to send Funny Exams Sms to their friends & teachers. Also many parents send Funny Exams Jokes to their children to remind them about upcoming examinations. students enjoy these sms in their own way. Here at you can get a large number of Exams Funny Jokes that you can send to your friends and loved ones.

Funny Exams Jokes Sms


what’s d difference
between people who
pray in temples and people who
pray in exam centres
Those r damn


If U pass in exams:

Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !

Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !

Lover :
So sweet..

Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?


Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
. .
Student : examination hall .
_/ \_ …..students rock teacher shock


New Exam Song.

To Paper Paper Krti He.

To Paper Se Kio darti he.

Ak bar mujhe batla de too.

To chiting ku nahi krti he.

Kia hota he paper me.

Paper ka laga don dhair.

Me barish krdo pharron ki.


My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied


Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best


I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
Subjects… πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›


Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?


Teacher: Define “Energy”?
Student: Sir Pura Nahi Thora Sa Pata Hai.
Teacher: Jitna Pata Hai Batao?
Student: “And This Is Called Energy.”


” On My Fore~head I Feel Vapours
Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper.

I Spent The Whole Year In Sleeping,
Now I Have Started Weeping.

Alkane, Alkene, Alkyne,
Oh My God! I Am Dying,

Benzene Is Dancing In My Eyes,
And I Can’t Stop My Cries.

I Tried To Sleep And Relax,
But Sodium Is On Dreaming Track.

I Am Reaching The Chemistry World,
With Horrible Fear I Am Curled.

Phenol And Alcohol Caught Me,
No Place To Escape I See.

I Woke Up With A Great Shriek,
My Tension Is On The Peak.

On My Forehead I Feel Vapours,
Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper



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